Math Is Hard
A porn about a man who respects a woman soo much that he would never touch her.
Ever.
Not even imaginarily, as his own hand fumbled his own genitalia until maximum limpness had been achieved.
In that same porn, the woman never asked out that guy because she was “too old fashioned,” despite his not-so-subtle hints that he wished she would (he would hate for her to think he thought of her as “that kind of woman” - whatever he made that up in his own mind to mean).
She wanted to, though. Soo badly.
She would bite her own lip as she juggled her own clit between her fore and middle fingers while she fantisized of them splitting the bill for their dinner-date at the steakhouse where they would both order salads and giggle when, eyes fixed on the menu, he told the waiter “I’ll haaave…the water.”
Afterward, they would take turns playing each other songs on the jukebox in the crappy dinner they shared a vanilla malt at farther down a few blocks. He would walk her back to her car where he simply shook her hand and, with a genuine smile on his face, told her he had a great night.
This aroused her most! And all the gods from every religion ever invented smiled down on her as she had known them to before.
Many times before.
If only she wasn’t stuck 50 years in the past though, and if only he wasn’t such giant pussy, they might’ve gone on a few dates. He’d discover how weirdly she dressed or that she’s too old for him, and she’d find out he has the worst taste in everything or that she’s too old for him. Then and only then would they finally stop romanticizing each other in the weird and normal ways that they had been and realize it’d never work.
Also, that it’s pretty much frowned upon for high school math teachers to date a junior from their seventh hour trig class. Or any student, for that matter.
