January 2012
9 posts
Math Is Hard
A porn about a man who respects a woman soo much that he would never touch her.
Ever.
Not even imaginarily, as his own hand fumbled his own genitalia until maximum limpness had been achieved.
In that same porn, the woman never asked out that guy because she was “too old fashioned,” despite his not-so-subtle hints that he wished she would (he would hate for her to think he thought...
December 2011
7 posts
My bones ache because it’s cold.
My bones ache because I am old.
October 2011
1 post
Hi guys.
I’m back.
What’s been up, man? How’s your daughter?